and here's the essay. if you need more words let me know. this shit just spews out of me
FIRST LINE? YEAH, I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY THAT WOULD DO THE FIRST LINE. THEN I WAS EVERYBODY'S BEST FRIEND, ESPECIALLY THE SKIRTS. THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR COKE. ME AND PURCELL 0NCE HAD TO HIDE IN A BATHROOM WITH A BOTTLE OF STOLICHNAYA TO KEEP THEM OFF US. THEN KENNY TOOK OFF THE WATER IN HIS AIRPLANE TO GIVE US A DODGE. A GOOD TIME WAS DEFINITELY HAD BY ALL THAT NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN UP FOR NINE DAYS THIS TIME. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS
ANYMORE. MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO CROSS. I'M BULLETPROOF AS I ALWAYS TELL
my wife, BUT EVEN A BULLET HAS ONLY SO MY EFFEDT. I MAY BE FALLING
APART.I'VE STARTING TO SEE 3 GUITARS HERE AND I KNOW THERE IS ONLY 1. I
KNOW I HAVE LIKE 6 IN HRTR, BUT OH FUCK I MAY BE DONE BULLSHIT I CAN DO THIS
FOUR. THAT'S WHY I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
GET IT? FOUR/ANYMORE. I RHYMES. BUT I WAX POETIC. LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT TRUELY MATTERS. IT'S ALMOST FRIDAY AGAIN AND I DON'T HAVE A DAT E FOR THE PROM YET.
OY, she IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME. I DID SLEEP TODAY/TONIGHT. I WOKE UP O THE COUCH. NO CLOCK IN THIS HOUSE HAS THE SAEM TIME ON IT, SO ALL I KNOW IS IT'S DARK OUTSIDE. THAT'S WHY IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A TIME WARP IN YOUR HOUSE. IF I'M LATE FOR ANYTHING, I JUST GO TO ANOTHER ROOM WHERE I'M EARILY. PROBLEM SOLVED.
I'M WANTED IN FOUR STATES, THAT'S WHY I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
A .45 COLT. THAT IS TECHNICALLY CALLED CASE HARDENING FROM AN M.E. STANDPOINT. THEY HEAT IT THEN QUENCH IT IN OIL SO THAT YOU GET AN APPROXIMATE .005-.010 HARD SHELL, MORE OR LESS. IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE THICKER THAN WHEN YOU DO TOOL STEEL BECAUSE (I KNOW THIS SOUNDS WEIRD) THIS IS WHAT WE CALL SOFT STEEL OR MILD STEEL. GREAT FOR FORGING OR CASTING, NOT AS EASY TO CAST AS IRON BUT STRONGER. THEN YOU MACHINE ANY SURFACE YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH, AND THEN, TAADAA. YOU GET THAT WHAT THEY CALL PATINA AS A SIDE EFFECT OF THE PROCESS
ok, gimme a few minutes to get it together, and i'll make you look like a fucking king. paper or speach style? in other words, do you have to stand up in front of people that know you and actually spout this?
the left loved china and russia because they were the perfect utopia of socialism that the left loves to look at in books and movies and pretend can always be created in real life. so when their no. 1 hated person made nice with the chicoms, it pretty much made a lot of heads just go **poof** and explode. i love it when shit like that happens. it's like when a guy gets tossed from a car he rolled and his head hits an oak tree at about 60mph.
ohh, use this one too. i once saw a guy get hit by a cadillac doing like 90 going down the freeway. remember the little rascals show where they were in a soapbox car and they hit people and they flew up in the air? that's what happened. i went to check him and his head was turned around backwards, exorcist style, but he was still alive. i just walked away
i just went out in my dog training field to give them some water. there are new holes since yesterday. i've seriously got to do some work out there. i'm about afraid i'm going to break my leg for the 3rd time every time i go out there. i've been on golf courses with less holes. the fucking Somme battlefield had less holes. these are some digging ass dogs
i can just see my GSD on the passenger seat of my golf cart. can you imagine the shit that would hit the fan as soon as i caught up with the slow fucks in a foursome at the 3rd hole? priceless. we are talking huge wofe
no not huuuuuuuuuuuge but bad as all fuck. i've had a 160 lb uncut rottie before. he was a bomb about to go off. i just happened to be bigger and nastier than he was
GSD is a 90lb czech line. she hits me like chipper jones and tony before him used to hit. god damn, i have made more scars in the last 3 years than i had in my whole life before. her dad is a world champion and her mom is a US contender. she's a live fucking wire. i call her our fighter plane and my pitty i call my panzer
>>394546 >100, but it also needs a title
oh shit, i forgot the title. hope that didn't screw you. if it's not too late, hmmmm. maybe "lessons in harrisburg" or "lake shasta on warning" or "5 minutes til *pause*"
1. anon has a car i assume
2. said car has a trunk? or a hatchback?
3. need i say more? parking lot, trunk, 1000 cds, they are making you absoulutely no cash sitting there, so you can cut out the middle man and sell dirt cheap
this system has been used since cassette tapes were invented. damn dude. do i have to tell you fucking people everything?