>walk into bathroom >see this What do you do?
unshackle her take her home feed her a bowl of eggs
>>320975 (OP) that's a trap but I am not a grinch would bang her and call her my girlfriend
>>320975 (OP) I'd take a piss and shit on the toilet. Then I'd lower the lid on the other one, cause leaving the lid up is bad manners
it depends on whether i have to pee or poop
>Laugh nervously >try to say “do you need any help” >end up saying “help any me?” >trip over nothing >struggle to open door >stay inside for weeks
Release her and send her on her way so I can make sweet sweet love to the toilet and bidet as planned...
ask her if she knows what a spiderman thread is.
>>320975 (OP) Take a huge liquid diarrhea shit on her
>>320975 (OP) Do my things, leave.
>>320975 (OP) Spread her legs. Suck her dick. Say no homo
>>320975 (OP) suck her cock and eat her asshole. Sasha is one of the hottest trannies
Salvage most of the situation, don't care if penis is present
>>320977 if trap: MOAR otherwise don't bother
>>320975 (OP) >PISS ON FEMALE >360 OUT THE BATHROOM
>>320975 (OP) Ask her where she got pink toilet paper. What is the point of colouring something you clean your ass with.
>>320984 Whatever... Doesn't have the "plumbing" i'm interested in son ;-)
>>320992 found her myself. yummy.
>>320975 (OP) upper decker and walk away
>>321201 i'd lick her nuts
>>320976 She has to eat all the eggs
>>320975 (OP) name please?
>>320975 (OP) >unshackle her >give coat and escort from bathroom >take home and secks >marry her
>>320975 (OP) >bidet I don't live in Europe
>Piss in toilet >Piss on homo >Zip up and go wash hands >Leave >Have a fun story to tell friends
show her that i'm a gentleman by sitting down to pee
turn 360 degrease and walk away
>>321246 >>321248 Sasha de Sade
>>321280 If you turn 360 degrees you're still facing her you stupid fuck
>>320975 (OP) pee in her ass poo in her mouth fuck the toilet
>>321283 I know this is bait, but you could still walk away after turning 360
>>321282 thank anon
>>321201 >her Wrong.
>>320975 (OP) Ask her who redecorated my bathroom. :(
piss on her, cum on the toliet