cop stories? This just happened to me minutes ago.
>On my way home from work. >Driving 50 in a 45, light ahead turns yellow. >Know I should stop, it's still a bit away. >Fuck it, there's literally 0 chance of me hitting anyone. >Drive through the red going 50. >See cop flip his lights on in my rear view mirror. >He was turning left into my lane. >Has at least three other cars in front of him in both turning lanes. >I have a fair lead on him. >Speed up a bit and figure he'll give up. >Few seconds later >Holy FUCK he's gaining on me this dude means business. >Quickly closing the gap and I'll have to slow down. >He'll soon be too close for me to use the "I didn't know you were following me" line. >This particular road is very hilly. >Suddenly he disappear in my mirror. >If I can't see him he can't see me. >Slam on breaks and make an immediate right into random neighborhood. >Drive few houses down and pull into a random driveway next to a big truck. >Turn my car off and lay low. >Cop reaches the turn, he's slowed way the fuck down. >Pulls off to the side of the road for 30 seconds. >Turns off his lights and drives away.
I'm still shaking d. Who knows what he'd have slammed me with if he caught me. Evading an officer or some shit I'm sure.
Cop Stories from Greece ,
who wants to hear???
I cant greentext so suck it faggots...
I got a couple from my youth and they are all with the one specific friend... He is married now with 2 kids I am on d, go figure....
So first one is in Athens,
I pick him up from his house where we blaze it nicely and then we go off with my shitty XR250 (total cop bait bike).
Keep in mind we are holding about a gramm and we still have a small joint we plan to finish on the bike.
We get on the bike no helmets cause Greece 18 years ago and nobody gives a fuck...
I am driving he is smoking it and as we turn into a small highway I see with the corner of my eye a bike cop off his bike. The moment our eyes meet I see his eyes go wide and he is obviously starting running toward his bike.
I am thinking , we are screwed he will chase us for sure. I speed up hoping to get out of the big road so we can drop the gramm before he can see us and tell my buddy to lose the joint!!!
Before I can do like 150 meters to turn into a smaller road suddenly from one alley pulls up 1 cruiser / another cruiser going the wrong direction on the big road and w they block us like rats!!!
I am thinking fucking hell all this for 2 stupid teens with a joint....
The cops jump out their cruisers with guns drawn, I am sure at least one of them had a machine gun pointed at us and a big cheese cop is screaming on the radio "We got the bastards, we got them!!!!"
Ofcourse we are shit scared , luckily my friend had tossed the joint...
We get off the bike , hands in the air, get on your stomach the whole deal....
It turns out roughly 5 minutes ago somebody had robbed a bank and shot multiple shots in the air inside the bank and was making an escape on an XR....
Luckily we didnt get shot, we were so scared almost crying that the cops didn't bother to search us once they knew we were not robbers...
The bike cop had seen the joint though and he told us but he was so cool he acctually let it slide....
>keep orange/tangerine peels around for a little while so I can sniff them and mess around with them >sit in the back of the shower for a minute or so before actually getting wet and taking a shower >dip Red Hot Cheetos into peanut butter and eat it >use a fork to skewer Oreos to dip them in milk without getting my fingers wet >randomly pull my dick out and fap like crazy for a couple minutes before stopping and resuming whatever I was doing >watch two or more things at once, switching between them every few minutes >would rather worship/eat a thicc girl's ass (like pic relsted) for a for as long as I want instead of actually having sex, especially if said ass is unshaven and dirty
1 never did that
2 the water sometime is too cold so yeah been there done that.
3 don't have red hot cheetos herr
4 saw that shit in an ad dun it and so as thousand of kids.
5 done that
6 my father did that I don't know why though
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