Been cheating on my gf with her neighbor for 2 years. Last week I went to his place to give him head, then walked up the stairs to her apartment to fuck five minutes later. He’s much better in bed than she is.
> be me > have gay fwb in college > top him, get deepthroat, blow him, get topped once, didn't care for it > years later, start anal play by myself > get way into it, want someone to fuck me, but fwb has moved and i'm too much of a pussy for random hook up > start longing for this scenario where a strong and gentle man takes his time to intiate me and makes love to me. > that's pretty damn gay
> be me confused > have friend, think he's cute and quiet. I cant say anything because I don't wanna be gay > Just act like bros, hang out at school all the time > realise despite my best efforts not to, I'm starting to fall for him > Still totally into girls, but when I'm with him, everything feels warm and cosy > One day he invites me to his house after school > Um yeah ok then. (What I really meant was holy fuck yes) > His mums home, shes nice > We go to his room she brings us snacks > Closes the door and says she won't bother us while we do our homework > Actually just gaming instead > Sitting on the end of his bed next to each other > Unnecessarily close, legs are touching > Try concentrate on vidya but feeling his skin next to mine is all I care about > Too inexperienced to make a move, am happy just sitting here > He keeps killing me, says he'll load up something else > New game in he sits back down > Game still loading so awkward moments > Look at him > His face is right there and he's staring right into me > hold his gaze > Shit this is intense > Um... is something meant to happen? > God his eyes are beautiful, theyre making me melt > I want to hold him so much > Staring at each other for maybe a minute, no one brave enough to make a move > His hand rests on my knee, fingers on my thigh > Its like an electric shock > Can't believe this is real > Lose my cool 'Um, sorry, I remember I have to go' > huh? > I stand up, say I need to do something > He looks wounded > Sorry, see you tomorrow at school > As I walk out his room I look back at him, his face was dejected > I biked home kicking myself for being such a pussy > Fapped that night thinking about what if. I could still smell him on me > You know, it was never the same. > He was polite to me, but kept a wide berth > now I think he was protecting himself > So sorry Jason, I really wanted to kiss you, I was just an idiot > You have no idea how much I regret running away > What could have been
Your body thinks your fake vagina is an open wound and tries to heal it up, this needs to be stopped by regularly inserting sterile dildos. Like how girls have to wear earrings regularly or the hole grows back.
Also, since the fake vagina is made of scrotum skin, there are giant hairballs growing inside that need to be shaved out.
The hole is also filled with blood, pus and semen.
There have been rare cases where the body doesn't know what's going on down there and grows teeth.
> riding bikes in the bush by hometown with a friend > know the area real well, no one for miles > having a break, sitting on a log smoking > conversation gets onto girls > talk about things we've done (all bs) and what we'd like to do > both pop boners in our shorts > he asks if it's ok to compare > not sure about that mate, sounds gay, don't wanna show you my dick > he says 'well let me show you mine, tell me if it's bigger or smaller than yours' > Weird but ok > He stands up whips dick out from the leg of his shorts > It's about the same, now put it away > He sits back down, says pitching tent makes it uncomfortable, he wants to get it out again > After seeing it irl I'm ok with this, not as strange as I expected > Besides we've fapped ourselves during sleepovers. Always in the dark while the other one did the same in his bed > He takes it out, facing away from me, starts fapping while staring down at himself > I watch him haunched over tugging away > Can't help it I get hot > I want to fap too but don't want to show my dick > Ah fuck it > Face away from him and get into the spirit of things > He's figured out what I'm doing says he wants to watch when I cum > Decide we should blow our loads at the same time > Turn round facing each other > Work it so we know we're getting close > Give him the nod, 'nearly there', he speeds up > Both going like crazy > I shoot first, flies out onto the ground in front of him > As soon as it lands he blows > Goes straight up, some of it ends up on his T-shirt > Both finish ourselves off, laugh it off > Norhing to clean myself with, he uses his shirt, was dirty anyway. Offers it to me to wipe up > Onya mate > Dicks are put away and it's agreed to never speak of this to anyone > Also agree it will be ok to do this again some time. Was fun after all and not in anyway homo
>showering after swimming class in high school >get boner from seeing cute guys naked >get called out for it by another boy >get idea >stretch my legs wide apart and bend way over with my ass facing him >when I turn around he has a massive boner too
>>779191 (OP) Sucked a weird looking dick at a glory hole while fucking myself with a vibrator. It was an odd experience. On the one hand I was super horny and on the other I really wished the dicked would've looked better...
>>779246 I did something similar to this. >be about 20 >just broke up with GF a few months before >chatted with a guy for maybe four months or so >super good texting and I think we called each other once. lots of good feels tbh >we set up a meeting >It's like a friday night and I didn't live in the city then >means we're both drunk (him way more than me tho) since I was too much of a pussy to just come visit him >hes handsome af (still is), super cute and smart >I mostly suck his dick with him forcing it in my mouth >sleep next to each other >goodfeels.jpeg >next morning I don't know what to do >panic sets in >I leave while hes sleeping >Do nothing but regretting being such a fucking pussy for some time >still sad I couldn't come over my fears, and not sure if I have to this day.
>>779191 (OP) >What's the gayest thing you've done? Clicked on one of these faggot threads.
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The gayest thing i ever done was when i was younger and had a friend who was in the closet gay. >be me 15 and hang out with a cool friend >watch porn in his house >talk about fetishes, and i reveal i like to pretend i am the girl in the porn vids sucking dick and dressed as a girl >friend says he can bring some of his sisters clothes if i want just try on >forgot to ask about his fetish and say maybeee >one day i go for it and say id wear some of his sisters clothes for fun >wear girl clothes a few times and eventually get convinced to suck dick >after sucking my first dick he reveals his fetish is getting his dick sucked by a guy because hes in the closet gay i just sucked a gay guys dick dressed as a girl...
>be me >14 >home alone >looking for old PS1 under parents bed >find my mom's collection of toys >heart pounding >thinking of all the things I could do >never done anything like this before >find 6" vibrator >texture feels nice and it's a little soft >go into bathroom >ease it in >feeling pretty good >turn it on >begin to feel the most incredible sensation I've ever felt >jerk off as it rubs my prostate >blow my load within minutes
It was a long time before I was able to get another chance at it, but I'm kinda glad I had the experience.
I came into this thread to see what other anons would talk about. How do you all actually approach a situation where you get yourself into some gay shit? I'm legitimately curious. Never been with a dude, the thought has definitely come to mind, but always too chicken shit to actually meet up with, and fuck, or be fucked by, a dude. Is it literally as easy as "just do it"? I'd mostly like to see perspectives from straight dudes, but am interested in just about any stories. I've asked out countless girls, dated several chicks, but never been able to muster up the courage to try and get with a dude. Typically, when I think about it, I don't so much like the thought of kissing dudes, mostly just fucking, or being fucked by them.
I jack off in the shower at the gym in hopes that another dude will watch me cum or mutually jack off with me. I would probably drop to me knees and suck his cock if he pushed my head down. The gym also has a sauna, but I've never been in it. Would love to go in there and spend some time exploring another guys body.
>>785450 >be me, bisexual-ish >working at a correctional facility >four teenage boys are brought in on accusations of drug use >typical booking procedure done >I and another guard lead them to a side room >they have to be searched for anything >they're ordered to strip completely naked, and they do so >they're young and shy, so all of them use their hands to cover their dicks and balls >I feel bad for them so I let them do it for now, and search everywhere else >they open their mouths, stick out their tongues, tilt their heads back, lift their feet, and wiggle their toes >they have to move their hands to go through their hair, hands, armpits, ears, lips, and fingers >now make them lift their penises and hold them up, then lift their scrotums up to show underneath >at least three of them are getting hard, all of them are blushing >one is uncut, he has to pull the skin back and show nothing is hidden around the pink head >all of them have to turn around, bend over with legs spread, and spread their butt cheeks wide >I have to shine a light on their assholes >realize I'm hard >they can turn back around, I want to let them put their hands back over their privates, but the other guard makes them keep their hands behind their heads while he looks through their clothes >most of them are at least half hard despite the embarrassment
>be horny 20yo boy in college >plump ass, medium to small dick, fem physique but regular acting >want to get fucked really bad >bounce my phat ass on a dildo a few times but not good enough >post on craigslist >29yo married father replies >his cock is 7 inches long and super thick >i tell him to come over when my roommate is gone >he fondles my ass as i lead him back to my apartment, i blush and get butterflies >he promises to fuck me after i suck him for a while to get him hard >pulls down my shorts (commando) and rubs his soft dick between my cheeks >my mouth gets dry and i swallow hard, my heart is beating so fast >"get on your knees" >i start kissing his balls first weirdly enough before i kiss the head of his semi-hard cock (already huge in my eyes) >i lick and suck him for a while and he moans and says "fuck yeah" and "dirty little slut" >i moan with his cock in my mouth >i can take it balls deep when he's semi-hard but when he's hard it's too much >he caresses my hair and tells me to suck his balls and my face is getting covered in his precum and my spit >i suck him for a couple more minutes and he pulls out and blows his load all over my face >manage to catch the second half on my tongue >he zips up, "thanks," and walks out, leaving my face dripping with his cum >i run to the bathroom and furiously jerk off into the toilet, looking at my glazed donut face, and cum for probably almost 30 seconds straight
>be me 14 with my best friend >usual stuff, looking at online pron & stuff >after-school j-o session, parents not home yet >went from j-o side by side to j-o each other >week or two later we're sucking each other off >first one at a time then later full blown 69'ing >spice things up we try stuff like mutual feet-worship toe sucking sole licking > that really got me hard would blow a load in no time > even started swallowing each other's load an french-kissing afterwards >never did any anyl stuff, all oral. > 2 Months later he moves away, his dad was an NCO in the US Army re-assigned to a Base 2000 miles away. > think I cried for a week. :( >Discovered girls and joy of eating an fucking tight pussy 6 Months later.... >never did anything gay again...
>>779191 (OP) > am anon fag, so.. Bottomed for two hung top. One was mid 20's and kinda cocky, the other was a late 30's bear type guy, both packing around 8 - 9". They both took turns at each end, spit roasting me. I took both their loads on my face and in my mouth.
>>785961 >>785980 well here it is anyway in case this 404s >we trade pics and vids for weeks after that >develop a dom/sub thing >i beg him to come over again and fuck me >"Can't do this often, wife might get suspicious." >he can never host >but he keeps sending me videos of him stroking his cock to my ass >i keep hoping >one day he emails me "Are you home?" >my roommate is in class for another 40ish mins or so >"yea come over but we have to be quick. are you gonna fuck me?" >"Yeah I'll fuck you. But I wanna cum on your face or in your mouth." >thought of ass to mouth turns me on, i say "ok come over" >drops his pants and says nothing this time, no flirting >i suck his balls, stroking his dick >learned some new tricks from porn, practicing with my dildo >he starts getting really into it, dirty talking >"Yeah, suck it you fat assed bitch." >that's when i deepthroat my first time just instinctually >go all the way balls deep with his cock fully hard >start to pull off because i get scared, he grabs the back of my head and fucks my throat >i pull out my dick, diamonds, and start stroking >"Yeah, play with your little dick." >i cum all over my bedroom floor, nearly crying from pleasure >bob my head desperately on his massive shaft, tonguing his balls >my face is a mess of spit and precum >finally feel his balls twitch >he empties a massive load down my throat and i gulp and gulp it down >don't even taste it until he pulls out and drags his cock across my tongue >i say "thank you" shyly >he zips up, doesn't say anything >"thank you" i say again, still doesn't say anything >just walks out front door >go into bathroom and cum again, still tasting his cum >we email for a few months after that and he kept promising he'd fuck me, never did >lost contact after that