>walk into bathroom
What do you do?
take her home
feed her a bowl of eggs
that's a trap
but I am not a grinch
would bang her and call her my girlfriend
I'd take a piss and shit on the toilet. Then I'd lower the lid on the other one, cause leaving the lid up is bad manners
it depends on whether i have to pee or poop
>try to say “do you need any help”
>end up saying “help any me?”
>trip over nothing
>struggle to open door
>stay inside for weeks
Release her and send her on her way so I can make sweet sweet love to the toilet and bidet as planned...
ask her if she knows what a spiderman thread is.
Take a huge liquid diarrhea shit on her
Do my things, leave.
Spread her legs. Suck her dick. Say no homo
suck her cock and eat her asshole. Sasha is one of the hottest trannies
Salvage most of the situation, don't care if penis is present
if trap: MOAR
otherwise don't bother
>PISS ON FEMALE
>360 OUT THE BATHROOM
Ask her where she got pink toilet paper. What is the point of colouring something you clean your ass with.
Whatever... Doesn't have the "plumbing" i'm interested in son ;-)
found her myself. yummy.
upper decker and walk away
i'd lick her nuts
She has to eat all the eggs
>give coat and escort from bathroom
>take home and secks
I don't live in Europe
>Piss in toilet
>Piss on homo
>Zip up and go wash hands
>Have a fun story to tell friends
show her that i'm a gentleman by sitting down to pee
turn 360 degrease and walk away
Sasha de Sade
If you turn 360 degrees you're still facing her you stupid fuck
pee in her ass poo in her mouth fuck the toilet
I know this is bait, but you could still walk away after turning 360
Ask her who redecorated my bathroom. :(
piss on her, cum on the toliet